Ten reasons why IGNITEyouth is better than Sale Show.
Tonight is Sale Show. Maybe when you were 6 it was cool but not any more. Youth is way cooler. So just to prove it here is ‘ten reasons why IGNITEyouth is better than Sale Show.’
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1. Our rides don’t break – this may be because we don’t have any rides…
2. It won’t cost you $15 to get in!
3. You can see the fireworks from here – FREE FIREWORKS!!
4. Cheaper food. $1 for chips instead of $10
5. The Show doesn’t even have the giant drop this year. We don’t have it either – but we never said we would.
6. You can eat cake here not just look at it.
7. We have good music and super cool games.
8. You don’t have to wait in line for half an hour.
9. Youth leaders are way cooler than carnies (and have all our teeth.)
10. We have Jesus!!
So where are you going to be tonight? At the show waiting in line, spending money and getting yelled at by carnies? Or here with us being awesome??
See you tonight at 6 for youth, or at 8 for Ignition.
Stay classy IGNITEyouth
Tots love you bebs.
Lauren and Alison. Xx.
